Whimsical Winterfest

"I think we're not in Miami, anymore."

Adrift on an ice floe in Bedford, Texas, Felicia Flamingo, hopes she finds dry land before Super Bowl XLV begins.

Aaah, I've claimed a deck chair. Now where's the cabana boy service?

I'm doing my best to help. Push harder

Brushing snow and chipping ice works up a thirst.

What do you think, folks? A kid's picturebook? Everyone loves flamingos, but how about that snow plotline twist?