I laughed from start to finish reading this new hilarious collection of essays from Helen Ellis. Kiss Me in the Coral Lounge is boisterous, bawdy, and unabashedly romantic. In these surprising, sexy, and frank essays, she paints a portrait of true romance for our times. (cover blurb)
Here are some of the chapter titles - My Husband Snores and Yours Will Too, An Email to Our Cat Sitter, What's in the Box?, The Best Part of a Wedding is the Worst Part of the Wedding, We Are Not That Couple, May I Hold Your Grudge for You, and more.
p. 110 In How to Collect Art, she describes categories - "Folk art" means poor people did it. "Emerging" means the artist is just out of grad school. "Contemporary" means a piece of the artist's work is in a Midwest museum and costs ten figures. "Modern" means the artist has major shows and will cost a half million. "Fine art" - forget about it. The artist is long dead and commemorated with coffee mugs. She goes on to describe her and her husband's approach to collecting. It's laugh out loud funny.
p. 149 I still live by the Southern Lady Code. If you don't have something nice to say, say something not so nice in a nice way. For example: Your Instagram is beautifully curated is Southern Lady Code for "Your real life must be a hotter mess than spaghetti and meatballs in a clothes dryer. "
She just nails life and marriage in these essays. Trust me. You'll crack up.
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