Tuesday, August 21, 2012
Phyllis Diller: Opening Comedy Doors
She was hilarious with great lines, superb delivery, and self deprecating humor. She opened the comedy door for women. A lot of comedy is in the act, but when I read some of her lines, they stood on their own. I appreciate good writing and a chuckle. Hope these make you smile and remember a funny lady.
My husband fell in a river right in front of me and drowned. I rushed to the bank but he had already withdrawn all his money.
A terrible thing happened to me last night again - nothing
The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
Whatever you may look like, marry a man of your own age: as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.